Forged in the great dwarven fires of Kluthar, I started drinking at the age of 3 and discovered my lust for blood the next day. Some day they will make a movie about me. (It won't sell. Like, not even a little.) I choose to live in a drug-induced fantasy world where giraffes are made of the alphabet and my fridge is actually my cousin... Oh yeah, and I like guava juice.
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are