Forged in the great dwarven fires of Kluthar, I started drinking at the age of 3 and discovered my lust for blood the next day. Some day they will make a movie about me. (It won't sell. Like, not even a little.) I choose to live in a drug-induced fantasy world where giraffes are made of the alphabet and my fridge is actually my cousin... Oh yeah, and I like guava juice.